David/Charming is not adapting to modern life well.Baby furniture, alas, is not within his swashbuckling skills. He also needs to brush up on the grand-parenting lessons.Joy-riding with a grandson who still can't remember him, and taking out mailboxes with the sheriff's truck while his preggers wife looks on,says mid-life crisis in bold letters. Just don't tell mayor
Meanwhile, Hook has troubles of his own; namely taking a lot of
cold showers to bury his feelings for Emma Swan so it doesn't ruin the magic.
He has it bad, but not as bad as Zelena, with half her problem being, well, she
doesn't have another half except for winged monkeys and what do you have except litter boxes, hair in the food, body odor, and lice? She should talk to
Granny, the resident matchmaker, who knows (courtesy of Ruby) all the eligible
men in Storybrooke. Gran-Gran could find someone to cool the big Z's fire, and not
just with a bucket of water.
